Here be spoilers. Fun spoilers.

Harry Potter Fake spoilers. In two different threads. Don’t worry, they won’t give the show away:

Some examples (from both threads):

  • Ron and Hermoine join a group of youthful pickpockets in London.
  • Gollum bites off Harry’s ring finger and falls into the depths of Mt. Doom.
  • In their final encounter, Voldemort reveals, “Harry, I am your Fatherâ€?!
  • Snape is not really good, or really evil. He’s just really bipolar.
  • Fed up with all this wizard crap, Uncle Vernon breaks Harry’s wand and shoots Voldemort in the face with a rifle.
  • Hagrid is really five midgets in a coat.